so this one time, i got hit by a car, and all i got were two scars on my face: one that looks like dirt on my nose, and one that is literally a lightning bolt on my forehead above my right eyebrow. MLIM.
May 31st
12:28 AM
Via
12:24 AM
Via
May 30th
12:08 AM
May 29th
11:10 PM

happy birthday boo!

heyyy shawty!

we gon’ party like it’s yo birthdayyy! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! mazal tov on reaching your 22nd year of life and leprechaunism and being a huffle and the cutest person alive! as fantastic as all of that is, today is the day to make ALLLL your wishes, so take advantage of it!

wish on 11:11!

go outside and pick out a dandelion. MAKE A WISH AND BLOW IT OUT! (and if you cant find one, then here you go!)

while you’re outside, look up!

if that hurt your eye and you rubbed it, then you probably had an eyelash fall out. you know what to doooo :D

finally:

use these 22 candles wisely :D

i love you <3

May 26th
12:54 AM

i dedicate this song to my boo on our 6 month-aversary. 

<3

May 23rd
10:00 PM
Via
shit. harry and ginny must be going at it again.

shit. harry and ginny must be going at it again.